This selection of links may offend some people. Who the hell are
the 'some people'? We are always hearing about them. If you are a 'some'
person then go away and don't come back!
I am convinced that Bert san is Evil and I
have suspicions about other fluffy puppets too! I think Teddy san
thought so too! He'd been reading my master The Grand Obe san's Joy of Seppuku. It's not just the
puppets either, the fluffy animals are just as bad. They are taking
over and they are all dancing?!?! There are dancing cows, pigs, hamsters, and even bloody fish!
What have the Hamsters got to sing and dance
about? There are sick people out there who like 'Real Hamster' Dolls. At least
they are taking the piss. There are people who are surely closet
necrophiliacs who pay thousands of dollars for totally lifelike human
dolls called 'Real Dolls'.
Disturbing eh? These people are truly sad. And what about the sheep? What
is it about rodents and other furry creatures that appeals so much? Some
people take great pains to splat, blend, microwave etc. cartoon
creatures. Mmm Joe Cartoon san what
have you got to say for yourself?
Death san is everywhere...
Come to grim reaper san little stick
men for the end is nigh for thee. I hate stick men! I knew a samurai
who became injured in battle. On the way back to his castle he was
ambushed by a whole group of them. They killed him with bamboo spears.
He had no chance because he was too weak from loss of blood. But he
killed a few first. Now I hunt them. They are scum! There are many like
them I kill. Why don't you do some killing too?
As you know,
death comes to us all. Life's a shit and then you die. We all end up as
Bones in the ground like Yakamoto. We are just
meat in the morgue. We are
just dust and bones once the maggots consume us. It is a grim reality
when we are dead we rot.
Never mind lets not be too negative. We can always joke about it can't we?
But the world is so dark and is full of so many weirdos. And you are no-doubt one of them if you are reading this.
