The Surreal Sound of Obe #6

The mercy of The Seventh Samurai's blade hot and clean was his ticket to post-seppuku heaven. He picked up his head and took his dirk out of his split stomach and roared. Yakamoto had died honourably. Tojo the Emperor God welcomed him whilst smoking some Thai. "You can serve me now as you served me in life. You are now in my power. Ak Ak Ak Ak!!!".

The sake flowed like a mountain river in post-seppuku heaven. Yakamoto drank and looked down on Japan and sighed. He would miss the noodle shop, and his friend dog san..